Morticia's Floral Shoppe Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL Keep your oars clean and

Keep your oars clean and your mind out of the gutter

and decided the universe agreed that today everyone else is the problem

and "CHOSE ME" in bold distressed serif lettering

availability is at zero

Playful country-western humor in a hand-drawn cartoon style

Morticia's Floral Shoppe Long Sleeve Tee Size:2XL Keep your oars clean andYou keep buying yourself flowers because nobody else understands your aesthetic requirements. Grocery store bouquets? Please. You need something that looks like it was arranged by a Victorian widow who talks to her plants and means it. Your love language is dramatic foliage. The Details: Black vintage serif text reads "Morticias Floral Shoppe" with "Estd 1964." A colorful flower bouquet (yellow, pink, deep purple, red, orange) sits in a black vase,